Sunday, January 30, 2011

LOWENBOT's Nymphets at a Hong Kong Arcade

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Lookie #2

I discovered another man, well I saw him the first time I saw Leave it to Beaver when I was in the 9th grade. It's John Hart, Scoutmaster Norton and some other characters in Leave it to Beaver,  one of The Lone Rangers (WOW, how uncultured of me), and some Daniel Booney/ Davey Crockety type character in The Last of the Mohicans

Gee, I wish he was my private scoutmaster, scoutmaster for money, any old troupe will do?


Wow, gee whiz! Lookie who I discovered yesterday on the Andy Griffith show- Dr. Benson a.k.a. George Nader and there's photos of his hairy chest on google images RIGHT OFF THE BAT!!

GR, i want the coloured one of him lifting a dumbell

Friday, January 21, 2011

Crazy Bus Story Contest

I'm pretty much making this so I can come back and read at all the gross stories to entertain myself in a year.
my original status was: "OK, BITCH ON CROWDED SKYTRAIN WITH NEWSPAPER, your fucking newspaper is in my eye"

and it turned into this thread where people would talk about the weirdest things they've seen on public transit.

CM Lucky it wasn't an umbrella. I once got smacked with an umbrella by a tiny Chinese lady. While walking past me to get on the bus, her umbrella edge came dangerously close to my eyes. So I pushed the umbrella away. I didn't touch her. She wacked me with it and yelled. What gives. No manners.

AS At least she wasn't cutting her toenails. Yes, i,ve seen that

DS Right across from me on the bus once this girl was popping her boyfriend's blackheads and then looking at them with him.

AS I saw shitty panties on the bus once and i don't need to see that shit again. The blackhead thing is pretty gross

CM Wow. Shitty panties? Jesus fuck. I saw a girl vomit into her hands just before getting off a bus once. Gnarly scene, let me tell you. Shitty panties. I wanna puke right now.

LET My mom told me that she saw a guy leave a puddle of diarrhea on a bus seat when he got up. A lady then sat in it, ignoring my mom's warning.

DS wow, I think Liza may have won. A prostitute on Abbott street once tried to sell me her panties. (Of course I bought them for a fair price)

CM You dirty bird. I once had a crack whore grab my balls after asking for a cigarette, which I had given her. Jesus. Talk about wanting to take a bath and lie down. She shook my shit, offering oral sex. gross. I told her to let me go and eventually she did. I was drunk. It was a bit much. I'm over it.

cool right?

Bernice the Boy Crazy Deputy

"Oh, Sheriff!"  

A more racy drawing that I didn't put on facebook

"Bernice! Get offa thar"

Monday, January 17, 2011

I'll have to make do with these men

all the celebrities I have crushes on either don't have hairy chests or I can't find pictures of them shirtless on the internet! I must not be as good as searching for naked men as robot is

James Purefoy
Rhys Ifans

Michael Palin (far left), and Graham Chapman (second from the right)

I found a picture of Montgomery Clift with stublees! It's usually waxed.

I was on this page trying to find some I liked

Some chest stubleez (as Holdin would say)

It's Leonard Nimoy and it moves! Cool, rite?!
Surprisingly, well, to me, the real Humbert (Jeremy Irons) doesn't have a hairy chest so wtf, I'm not going to put him here and instead a real manly pervert, Sean Connery.
BING BONG, HELLO! I had to fucking screenshot this mofo

John Ritter. It's really hard to find photos of his bare chest when uh, HELLO?! He played strip poker and that time when he went camping 'cause he thought he'd get some sleep for some reason he wasn't wearing anything but a sleeping bag or something... I think.

Hm, I also realize this post is kind of lame but actually really hilarious.

Sunday, January 9, 2011


I know, it's already on Facebook, but what if John K. sees? Here's a gal in space! Oh, but it's not even my gal :(